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Written by JayFC The Internet Warrior God
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Tuesday, 21 February 2006 |
 A self proclaimed Melbourne Victory "geeneus” has lamented Sydney FC's decision not to play the inaugural grand final on Mardi Gras saying that it would be the best time of year for the club to attract its core fan base. Melbourne Victory supporter and SDC member "Magpie" (who refused to release his first name for legal reasons) was adamant that Sydney's decision to play their Grand Final on a Sunday would backfire; "I don't know why they are doing it after the Mardi Gras. All their players will be too tired from the night before. Because they're faggots. They should be sponsored by Siemens because they always have cumstains on their shirts anyways. Because they're faggots. They all have the gays. Faggots." "If they played it on Mardi Gras, they could get more of their bling-bling celebrities to the game like Molly Meldrum, Anthony Calea, NSync, Ricky Martin, all those poofs. Because they're faggots. You never hear the Cove sing during the game because they're too busy sucking each other off. Because they're faggots. Gay." But Sydney FC Chairman Walter Bugno insisted that logistic problems forced the club to play the fixture on a Sunday; "The prospect of making thousands of people hungover for work the next day was too tempting to refuse." Regardless, Magpie believes Sydney doesn't possess the calibre needed to win the a-league title; "At the end of the day, Sydney are going to finish the season with no trophies. They are going to choke under the weight of expectation just like they did in the World Club Championship. We Victory fans can't wait for that night. The night where we can say we won more trophies than Sydney. We beat Nerds FC and got a trophy for it. It shines brightly at Victory headquarters. Sydney will be crying in their locker-room again while our boys will be in the middle of their ticket parade after their heroics against Nerds FC." |
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Written by JayFC The Internet Warrior God
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Wednesday, 15 February 2006 |
 It's only a matter of hours now until the media savvy, attacker friendly managerial stylings of Miron Bleiberg will be replaced by the Orsatti bashing, anger-management counseled Frank Farina. Despite taking the over-glorified state league side to a 6th place finish this season, Miron Bleiberg has been under intense criticism for failing to get the likes of superstars Warren Moon, Tyler Simpson and Reece Tollenaere to perform at the standards deemed acceptable by the cane toad slinging, Wally Lewis worshipping crowd. Miron's departure from the club appears imminent after last night's ‘kiss of death’ comments from Chairman John Ribbot; “We believe the club is heading in the right direction and we are looking to build on the many positives of our first season. Our objective for the season was to make the top four and whilst we failed to achieve that by just three points we came very close to our target. The team played attractive football throughout the year and we received many compliments on our playing style from both home and away spectators along with many football pundits. Our football was adventurous, exciting to watch and was not negative at any stage of the season. The fans responded well to that style of football and that has been reflected by our encouraging attendances at Suncorp Stadium.” With this near admission of Bleiberg's looming sacking from high above, Frank Farina has naturally denied discussions with Queensland Roar despite being spotted at Queensland Roar headquarters, wearing a Queensland Roar tracksuit while holding a Real Estate guide. "When you’re as prestigious a manager as I am, you'll get linked with all these jobs but its fucking crap," Farina said. "People still thank me for getting Australia to the World Cup and rightly so. Australia was pitted in the group of death for the Oceania World Cup Qualifiers yet I still managed to get through it. I got us past New Zealand. I got us past Tahiti. I got us past Fiji. I got us past Vanuatu and I almost got us past The Solomon Islands. All Guus had to do was score 1 goal in 180 minutes and he gets to the World Cup. Pfft, I could have done that." Despite not being "in charge" of Queensland Roar, Farina has already brought his nephew Zenon Caravella to the club and has had an argument with Chad Gibson about not playing a sweeper system. Farina has been under intense scrutiny as a columnist for the Daily Telegraph and has been targeted by a website known as sackfrank.com who want the former Socceroo boss removed from the newspaper. |
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