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Written by JayFC The Internet Warrior God   
Saturday, 11 February 2006
ImageThe maker of the controversial website SackKosmina.tk has decided to remove it from the World Wide Web after its online petition achieved its aim of securing over 600 signatures. The webmaster of the website, Miron Bleiberg, said earlier today that it had achieved its goal to prove that the Adelaide public wanted a brighter, wisdom-filled coach with the tactical ability to bring home the a-league title;

 

"The fact is the best team in the a-league deserves the best coach in the a-league which is me, Miron Bleiberg. Look at all these teams in the finals series. I have beat them all. Kosmina, heh, he can't even beat the Knights."

 

"Adelaide United is under new management now and hopefully they'll do a 'FFA'. Appoint a new coach just before the World Cup qualifiers and win the World Cup. I can work the same miracles with Adelaide in 20 hours."

 

When asked about his opinion on Kosmina's decision to play Adelaide's home leg first, Miron responded; "I doubt Kosmina is rolling in Mensa invites."

 

“Fact One, John Kosmina is the only Australian coach in the a-league meaning he is the worst. Fact Two, he has a big nose. Fact Three, Kosmina has to run over his star striker to motivate him. Fact Four, every team should hire Miron Bleiberg because I'm fucking amazing. Fact Five, Miron Bleiberg kicks ass at Pokemon and has procreated with a living female.”

 

Earlier in the week, Miron Bleiberg caused outraged across the world with his controversial art piece representing John Kosmina being corrupted with extremists views. The drawing that many newspapers refuse to print, can be seen here.



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