Con Boutsianis was framed! Simply Unforgivable Mr. Baan | Simply Unforgivable Mr. Baan |
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| Written by JayFC The Internet Warrior God | |
| Thursday, 08 November 2007 | |
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If someone told me a few years ago that Ahmad Elrich would one day be a marquee player in the a-league and that Mario Jardel will eventually play in this country, I would have slapped you for making the accusation that Ahmad Elrich could do anything meaningful with his life to warrant such a tag and introduce your loins to my kneecap for even suggesting that Mario Jardel's career would ever get so washed up that he has to play down here. Sadly, that is the reality of Australian football today. Around every corner in Brazil is the next Ronaldinho, however in Australia, around every corner is the next whatever the footballing equivalent of Sarah Marie Fedele is. Promises of a revolution seem a joke as we can’t even get a 90 degree turn from the FFA as football in this country drives directly towards the ledge of the pier as it awaits its watery grave. So what is the latest topical injustice that has warranted such a scathing attack at the ever frequent failings of FFA-governed football? Jamie Harnwell’s exclusion from the Socceroos squad. Jamie Harnwell is an Adonis. Every weekend, Perth fans are honoured to see God’s perfection playing for their humble team as he uses his feet to paint the canvas, and uses his fists to paint the canvas all over Adrian Webster’s face. Harnwell has blossomed as the rose amongst a gardenbed of turdtrees and in fact, there are even rumours that Anthony LaPaglia, famous for making bad impressions of people from the Bronx (fwiw `tony: Sicilians don’t sound like Scooby-Doo constipated), is considering pulling out of Sydney FC to pour his life savings towards Perth Glory in a bid to make Jamie their marquee player. Yet Rob Baan, a guest in our country, who has only been slagging off Australia’s youth set up ever since he got here instead of telling us what he thinks of the weather, has decided not to include him for the upcoming Socceroos squad that will face Nigeria. This alone proves that Baan is an extraordinary waste of money. I’m not sure how much he is earning but if the word ‘dollar’ needs to be pluralized, then yes, it is an extraordinary waste. Maybe instead of blaming the Rob Baan for this injustice, we should blame Frank Lowy for hiring such inept people. Or maybe we should blame David Crawford for making such a terrible report that recommended putting Lowy in charge in the first place. Or maybe we should blame the Liberals for funding the research into the Crawford Report. Or maybe we should blame the English FA of 1871 for not accepting Rugby Union’s demands to allow the picking up of the ball with the hands to be included as part of soccer’s rules. Or maybe we could just blame Eve who had to eat that god damn apple because she is a dirty slut who couldn’t go a whole 5 minutes without having something hard go down her throat. Regardless, this isn’t an issue we can sleep on. Why? Because Harnwell is of British ancestry and Australia is at risk of losing him forever when he eventually gets called up for the next England squad. We need him capped now! Do we really want another Didlucia, Simunic or McMaster to bite us on the ass again? Harnwell has kept himself very quiet on this matter but obviously, it is on his mind. Let’s face it, would you want to represent a country that would rather call up Tim Cahill, a guy who bashes corner flags, than a guy who bashes full blooded Kiwis? Now taking this stance may get this site blacklisted from many blogrolls but that’s how passionate I feel towards this issue. In fact, I’m going to say it, we should not only be capping him but we should also introduce his seed to the fallopian tubes of Lisa Di Vana to create the ultimate striker ever. But what can we do? We are just the brain-dead idiots that keep Australian football afloat by purchasing their shitty merchandise and attending their comatose-state-inducing football games. We can protest of course! And that’s what we shall do! I am calling for all Australian fans to boycott the upcoming Nigeria match. Do not attend and let the FFA know how strongly you feel about this atrocity of leaving Harnwell uncapped happening. Besides, it will help the players’ next Asian Cup campaign as Graham Arnold stated, they aren’t used to playing in front of empty stadiums.             
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November 08, 2007
it's rocky bro wrote on November 08, 2007
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adrian webstaaaaaaaaarrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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November 08, 2007
fuck you and everyone else who wrote on November 08, 2007
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Fuck Harnwell Scott McDonald needs to have a bastard kid with Di Vana. The bosses at celtic have enough sense not to play the 5ft8 striker as a target man and amazingly he's scoring goals. Though I still expect Viduka to be picked ahead of him as long as the fat bastard doesn't retire so he can concentrate on becoming useless enough to play in the a league. People of British decent aren't technical enough we need Croats if we really want to fuck up the Australian game. Oh and I expect Kewell to play the full ninety minutes just to make sure he gets injured in case his career hasn't already died in the arse.
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JAYFC wrote on November 08, 2007
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ARE YOU KNOCKING MARK VIDUKA. FUCK YOU WHOEVER THE FUCK. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE 70TH MINUTE WHEN HE GETS SUBSTITUTED AFTER MAKING ZERO SHOTS TO HEAR THE COMMENTATOR SAY "HE'S WORKED HARD TONIGHT" BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT FUCKEN MATTERS. CAP MCFLYNN TOO, BECAUSE WE NEED HARD WORKERS.
AND HARRY KEWELL WILL GET INJURED IN THE PRE-MATCH INTERVIEW WITH RAY MARTIN WHEN HE PULLS HIS GROIN AFTER SLAMMING RAY SO HARD IN THE ASS. AND THIS BITCH IS AFRAID OF PICKLES
website || JAYFC wrote on
November 08, 2007
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien wrote on November 08, 2007
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Thats nothing my girlfriend is petrified of my pickle. Especially when I wake her up in the middle of the night dangling it in her face.
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November 08, 2007
JAYFC wrote on November 09, 2007
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I just watched Spanglish and couldn't stop crying all through the ending.
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November 09, 2007
Jamie Harnwell wrote on November 09, 2007
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Thanks for the compliments. I nailed Lisa Di Vana last night
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November 09, 2007
Lying Truth wrote on November 11, 2007
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Jamie,
name sounds gay gay rhymes with jay jay short for jason jasons' are often called Jamie OMG
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November 11, 2007
JAYFC wrote on November 11, 2007
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YOU HAVE MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE NOW DOM
THIS IS THE DAY YOU SHALL COME TO REGRET! >:|
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November 11, 2007
SumDumGai wrote on November 12, 2007
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Rob Baan needs to have a facelift. Although having said that his face looks way too stretchy as it is.
Never forget Cove Hooligans attack trams.
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November 12, 2007
Domino wrote on November 12, 2007
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Was that you working customer service for optus yesterday afternoon Jason? Didn't realise you where also a Paki (are you related to Arlo?).
Yeh sorry to call you a dumbcunt, cock-smoking son of Graham Arnold, ugly shit eating wanker, who could only find happiness up the arse of a horse who also likes to cut holes into watermellons and ream the shit out of said fruit in your car out the front of a primary schools at 2:45 in the afternoon while exchanging usb storge devices with kiddie porn attachments with the local pedarist children's crossing guy, faggot. That could have been anybody on the customer service line it was a abuse that was going to be leveled out at the poor sod that was going to take my call. But if that makes us enemies than so be it, obviously it touched a nerve. Anyway tell those pricks at optus this aint over. Never forget Telecom.
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November 12, 2007
jayfc wrote on November 12, 2007
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I accept the apology you forgot to write Domino.
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November 12, 2007
Peace & Love wrote on November 13, 2007
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Please stop fighting, the Dalai Lama hasn't been getting wood due to all the violence in the world.
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November 13, 2007
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