Con Boutsianis was framed! Last Week 8====) | Last Week 8====) |
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| Written by JayFC The Internet Warrior God | |
| Monday, 31 March 2008 | |
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Pim’s relationship with the fans has been on a seesaw in recent times to say the least with a superb performance against Qatar being balanced out by his continual belittling of the a-league, some truly head-scratching selection choices and a very average haircut. The Singapore game however was pretty much the equivalent of Daniel Beltrame, Aleks Vrteski, Stephen Laybutt and Mario Jardel jumping of one end of the seesaw and breaking it in the process. This match was the epicenter of suck and no amount of heroin could ever make this game bearable to watch. I now feel regret for lashing out at the Sydney-Houston match because I didn’t think the game of soccer could sink to even lower levels. How I was wrong. You want a good gauge of how bad this game was? Nikolai Topor-Stanley had the best shot in this game. Yeah, I’m not kidding about how terrible it was. I’d rather be the co-star of 2girls1cup than go through that match again. They say international football is dead, well they are right because I saw it die right in front of my eyes as it was being bludgeoned to death by Pim Verbeek and his godforsaken tactics. I think you can pretty much admit that you’re a failure of a coach when the fans watching are hoping that they get struck down with case of Ebola than see the rest of the game. I would like to ridicule the gameplan for this match but I think that would be complimenting Pim too much as it would suggest he had a gameplan. It just seemed to be 90 minutes of the Australian team kicking the ball across the width of the pitch, hoping that the goals would miraculously move in line to where they were kicking the ball to. Jesus, the most impressive thing about this game was the pitch which is saying a lot. If the groundskeeper keeps up his good work, he may land a gig maintaining the pitch at Aussie Stadium. Fuck, I’d rather be a chick in a bukake party with a dozen cocks ejaculating thumbtacks and fireants than go through the torture of that game again. Still, there were many straws for the optimist to clutch as it was raining/pitch was homo/3rdstringeroos while the pessimists were out getting estimates from various hitmen, searching for the best price for a cold execution murder. However, as Goose Hiddink can verify, Australians have a notorious case of short term memory loss and this was in full effect after the China game. So you want a review of the China fixture? Replace the word Singapore in the above paragraphs and change it to China and it’s relatively the same except this time around the fans were more welcoming of the result thanks to Pim desensitizing us enough to the concept of a defeat throughout the week (yay mediocrity!). On paper, this may sound like a decent result however when you factor in that Australia largely dictated the play yet if they somehow managed a shot on target, it would merely be a coincidence rather than a sign of their dominance. On top of this, China somehow operated even more defensively than Australia yet Pim gambled nothing despite the decent odds on his side and despite being in the presence of numerous reflective objects, he did nothing to fix his fucking hair. I mean Jesus, how much are we paying Pim anyway? Someone please give him a pay-rise because he is obviously so poor that his hairplugs got repossessed by the debt collector. Either that or he’s got his toupee on lay-by. But back on topic, Pim, you’re a gutless cunt. Playing for draws is for cowards. It was a spineless act to deliberately aim for a whole point but as sickening as it was, I know you’re not at full fault for this. Of course its easy to blame Pim Verbeek for what happened in China and of course its even easier to blame Brett Holman as he sent out his evil, untalented identical twin brother Burt Holman to play once again but the real person to blame for this result is Jesse Fink. Why? The Socceroos were forced to wear their navy jersey for that Singapore friendly last week, not because of a kit clash but rather because of Fink having a whinge on his blog about keeping the gold jersey pure for the Aryan race or some bullshit. Fuck you Jesse Fink. If you didn’t come up with this shit, the players would have been motivated by the gold jersey to score a goal against Singapore or at the very least, defy Pim’s tactics so our brains wouldn’t have aneurisms from boredom. The knock-on effect from that would have seen Pim start someone who wasn’t named Archie Thompson against China, which would have forced Brett Holman off the teamsheet thus not resulting in our world cup campaign being ruined, you fucking faggot. I’ve said it many times before; the biggest threat to Australian soccer is not Rugby League. It is not AFL. Hell, it not even Cricket. It’s Jesse Fink and his shithouse ideas. He’s already cost Australia one Asian Cup with his blog by convincing fellow faggot Graham Arnold to play a-league players for the do-or-die clash with Japan, with the end result seeing Mark Milligan’s miskicked clearance in the 6 yard box ultimately end the Socceroos’ run in the tournament. Now this traitor to the great southern land obviously isn’t satisfied with ruining one tournament campaign as evident with this navy shirt agenda and clearly won’t be content until he sees the complete downfall of Australian soccer from his blog. I’ve had enough of you Jesse. You’re the Kangaroo Jack of the blogging world. It’s time for us to settle this like men. You V Me on the Gladiators gauntlet. I will fuck you up so bad bitch. I mean that. Fuck it, if you want to duel in the Atlaspheres, lets do it. I don't care because I can whoop your ass at anything. From cicada catching to pinata whacking. From champagne juggling to cocaine smuggling. From drastic purgery to plastic surgery. From jumping jacks to ironing slacks. From Elvis imitations to pelvis operations. It doesn't matter what it is because regardless, I will own you so hard that your house will need to be installed with disabled ramps, you stupid tramp.             
Lying Truth wrote on April 06, 2008
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I'm backing Australia to win the World Cup in South Africa.
It's just all falling into place. The momentum we have now in 2008 will not slow down till well into 2011 when we will also win the Asian Cup. Which will again recharge the engines for us to carry on to win the 2014 World Cup. Which in turn in 2015......
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April 06, 2008
JAYFFC wrote on April 08, 2008
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Dom, you can deny it all you like but Jesse Fink is intent on ruining our World Cup. To anyone who doubts me,
http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/blogs/halftimeorange/sos-to-mark-viduka-109543 FFS
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April 08, 2008
Lying Truth wrote on April 09, 2008
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ARHH my head hurts now. To bad fuckface didn't bring up his goal scoring record for the Socceroos. 43 games, 11 goals (how many against the Island nations). And people bag John Aloisi 55 games 27 goals (most of the time comming off the bench).
What do you make of that you Fink you fucker?
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April 09, 2008
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