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Written by JayFC The Internet Warrior God   
Sunday, 10 August 2008
One thing keeps me awake at night. It's a haunting event that has scarred me for life. Something that no matter how many pills i take, will never rid the cursed memory of this incident. It was the 2007 Hyundai A-League Grand Final. No, the sight of Melbourne being transformed from wooden spoon escapees to one of the greatest domestic sides of all time thanks to a washed up Scotsman, a rejected Perth Glory dud and 3 random Brazilians from nowhere didn't leave me in this emotional shipwrecked state. It was an incident in the opening half between Steve Pantelidis and Simon Hill. In one of the most complexing pieces of a-league commentary of all time, Simon Hill commented on the Melbourne defender by saying "He's a bit like Hugh Grant isn't he Steve Pantelidis, he plays a variety of roles" - a statement so dumbfounded that it even left Robbie Slater speechless. Still to this day I am gobsmacked at the comment. It is right up there with vocabulary atrocities such as "No Mistake-a-vich" and "Braziliant". Anyway, to honour this piece of stupidity, I have made a song dedicated to the awful soundbite. Enjoy.

HUGHGRANT.MP3



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HughAss wrote on August 10, 2008
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I feel the bpm rate should have been higher & the sequencing rate via the four channel mixer used have been used to greater effect.

I dont know what im talking about because that was so fucking shit.
Keep it up.
website || HughAss wrote on August 10, 2008
JAAYFC wrote on August 10, 2008
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Fuck you cunt. You'll hear this on the next Nick Skitz Volume #388 Dance Mix.
|| JAAYFC wrote on August 10, 2008





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